To the person or persons who felt it necessary to steal two star showers off the lawn of a retired couple in Hammond on Friday, Dec. 15: We thank you for leaving the third one. We hope that you enjoy them, unless someone decides to steal them out of your front yard.
If you needed one or two of these so much that you had to steal them, we would have gladly given one to you.
God loves you, and we forgive you. Merry Christmas.