Ear: Goondocks

Item on eBay: “Autographed Siding Off The Goonies House” (bit.ly/goonsiding). It’s a 4-by-8-inch piece, and the eBay photo is shown. As of this writing, on Tuesday, the bids are up to $460.

“So, you may know the Goonie house is under construction,” the seller wrote. “Unfortunately, they have uncovered additional damage while doing the updates.

“(The owner) has sent me all the siding that came off the house. I have the first piece signed by Sean Astin, Corey Feldman and Jon Key Quan. All the money is going straight to her to offset the cost of the renovations. So you can truly Save the Goondocks!”

This auction ended Wednesday. Goonie fans: Stay tuned for more Goondocks auctions!

Elleda Wilson is an editorial assistant for The Astorian and author of the award-winning In One Ear community column. Contact her at 971-704-1718 or ewilson@dailyastorian.com.